Yes indeed. Wibblefish. It’s tricky coming back to the blog after these gaps. I never quite know whether to just plough onwards and avoid mentioning the fact I got distracted by other non-blog stuff (like that giant fluorescent elephant that enjoys sitting in the corner of the room), or to apologise profusely while crossing my fingers behind my back. But then I realise – hardly anyone reads this anyway, so why pay it any mind at all? :roll:

One does not simply log in to Diablo 3.Okay. Let’s get back into things with a predictable start. Diablo 3 is out, and many yays were heard across the multiverse! I have it. It’s a good game and I’m enjoying playing it. There’s no doubt that it’s polished with the usual addiction-causing Blizzard chemicals and it’ll absolutely keep me playing for many more hours than what I’ve already put into it. The inevitable “but”, though, goes like this: It feels more like My First ARPG than a true Diablo. I find it hard to overlook the dumbed-down character stats and slow-paced itemisation. I don’t think the method of drip-feeding new item mods into the game really works, and playing through on Normal difficulty becomes snoreworthy after your first playthrough. Then there’s that thing, which is a whole internet meme in itself…

In the end, I’ve endorsed it by buying the game, so I guess I’ve partly signed away my right to complain. Still, its insidiousness – and terrible reliability to date – are a considerable downer. If I had to give D3 a score, it wouldn’t get any higher than 85%.

Fortunately, in a related and also completely predictable topic of conversation, Torchlight 2 should soon be pecking its way out of the Fabergé egg that Runic Games seem to be incubating it in. Briefly, I played a few hours of the beta, and I think it’ll turn out to be as good as, if not better, than Blizzard’s behemoth. I know enough to say that it’ll be completely unpossible to get more value for money in any game this year – assuming you like clicking monsters to make them drop shiny items to kill bigger monsters with. And who doesn’t, really?

I won’t crowd this post out any more – I’ll leave the rest of what I wanted to say for next time, to try and give me an excuse not to fall into a weird pocket dimension that apparently doesn’t have access to blogs. Notes to self: Endless Space, Mordor: Chronicles, Guild Wars 2. Possibly Definitely marmots.